“The usual gang of webtards are raving that Google+ is like Facebook, except their aunt from Topeka will never show up because when she sees “+1” instead of “Like,” she’ll freak out at the sight of math.”
A Message From Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg: Google Plus-Bad
Dear Mark Fuckerberg,
The people you “built your corporation from scratch” for (by the way that’s fucking gross that you think creating a corporate monster is something cool to brag about) don’t really care about your stupid site anymore. It’s old. Been there, done that… & what’s more you let the interface get sloppy, sold us out to douchers who harass us to build fake farms, and then you let EVERYONE WHO COLLEGE STUDENTS WANT TO AVOID ONLINE join. Sorry that it’s starting to become apparent that you’re actually a shitty business person because you care more about selling out your clients to zynga and tampax than actually providing an enjoyable product, and now people are fed up and ready to jump ship. I know it’s hard to deal with the idea that you kind of suck at the thing that turned you into an egomaniac, and I’m sure writing this douchey message really helped you reinforce your false beliefs as they are thwarted by the cold reality of change. Bummer, bro. I’m sure some xanies will set you straight.See you on G+, fuckhead. You can keep the aunts in Topeka, I want to keep in touch with my friends.
When I got facebook in high school (late 2005-ish???) I had just deleted my myspace because I was fed up with the spam, the garish interface and the amount of people I didn’t know who had the ability to interact with me. Guess the fuck what, MZ.
