This morning I got outta bed and stretched and kissed my boyfriend’s face as he left for work. I love being alone in his house in the mornings because he lives in the middle of an appalachian valley in a fucking RAD bungalow. They haven’t really kept up with the pool behind the house so it’s starting to resemble the tiny old pond on the property but unlike the pond, the pool is clear so you can see all the critters. It’s frog season so now there are thousands of lil baby tadpoles squirmin’ in the pool and I get to watch them every morning (until they clean the pool) and think about how weird it is that they’re basically just tiny frog faces with a long, thin butt.
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serious about cheating in his class room
yeah this is gonna be me next year watch out. im gonna get wires and suspension devices and literally fly around my classroom and be up in my students business
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WHEN IM DRINKING WITH MY FRIENDS AND ONE OF THEM SPITS OUT SOME CASUAL SEXIST HORSE SHIT
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my uncle just posted this on facebook
this is rly important